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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 12:20

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

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Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.